OTHER PURPLE GROUP OF BLOGS: |
Saturday, August 30, 2008
When God goes high tech
Saturday, August 9, 2008
Weighting Machine
A girl was checking her weight - 58 Kg.
Removed Sandal - 56 Kg.
Then Jacket - 53 Kg.
Then Dupatta - 52 Kg.
Then... there was no coins left in the bag...
Little Johnny was next in queue behind her said: "You carry on.. I'll put the coins!! "
Ad Mad
The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
"Eight," the boy replied.
The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?"
The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me.
They're for him. He's my brother. He's four.
We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to climb trees and ride a bike. He can't do either.
Change the oil !
After a year she went into the hospital to give birth.
The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow saying "This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?"
He answered " You`ve got to keep that old motor running."
The following year she gave birth again. The same nurse said "You really are amazing. How do you do it?"
He again said "You`ve got to keep the old motor running."
The same thing happened the next year. The nurse said "You must be quite a man."
He responded "You`ve got to keep that old motor running."
The nurse then said, "Well, you had better change the oil in that old motor, this one`s 'black'."
Aam ki chilka
Sadhu Says: Hey Bhagwan!! yeh kaisi duniya hai.. AAAM khud khaate hai, aur chilke hum ko dete hai !!!
BRAVO Sardar!
True Dreams
his ICICI Bank account...!
Dou you know why??
Because ICICI slogan is "We Make Your Dreams True!!"
A Woman's Prayer
"Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man, to love and to
forgive him, and for patience, for his moods... Because Lord, if I
pray for strength I'll just beat him to death"
Marriage Jokes
"Is it true Dad, that in some parts of
Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."
................
Then there was a woman who said,
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by
then, it was too late."
Lie-Clocks
the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked,
"What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that
she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire
Life."
"Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?" asked the man.
"Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."