Aam ki chilka

Ek bar ek sadhu gali se ja raha tha,tab uske uper ek BRA giri !!

Sadhu Says: Hey Bhagwan!! yeh kaisi duniya hai.. AAAM khud khaate hai, aur chilke hum ko dete hai !!!

BRAVO Sardar!

Sardarji is in a Quiz Contest

 

1) How long was the 100 year war?

 

A) 116 B) 99 C) 100 D) 150

 

Sardar says "I will skip this"

 

2) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

 

A) JANUARY B) SEPTEMBER C) OCTOBER D) NOVEMBER

 

Sardar asks for help from general public

 

3) Which of these was King George VI first name?

 

A) EDER B) ALBERT C) GEORGE D) MANOEL

 

Sardar asks for lucky cards

 

4) The Canary islands, in the Pacific Ocean, has its name based on which animal:

 

A) CANARY BIRD B) KANGAROO C) PUPPY D) RAT

 

Sardar gives up.

 

If u think you are indeed clever and laughed at Sardar's replies, then please check the answers below:

 

1) The '100 year war' lasted 116 years from 1337-1453

 

2) The October revolution is celebrated in November

 

3) King George's first name was Albert. In 1936 he changed his name.

 

4) Puppy. The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA which means islands of the puppies

now tell me who's the dumb one.

 

Don't ever laugh at a Sardar again!!!

True Dreams

One day Sardar had a dream that some 1 killed him next day he closed
his ICICI Bank account...!
Dou you know why??

Because ICICI slogan is "We Make Your Dreams True!!"

A Woman's Prayer

A Woman's Prayer:
"Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man, to love and to
forgive him, and for patience, for his moods... Because Lord, if I
pray for strength I'll just beat him to death"

Angel

First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

Marriage Jokes

A young son asked,
"Is it true Dad, that in some parts of
Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"

Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."

................

Then there was a woman who said,
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by
then, it was too late."

Lie-Clocks

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at
the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked,
"What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that
she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire
Life."

"Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?" asked the man.

"Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."