Local Call..

Sardar wanted to make a STD. call to punjab,
He wanted to save money so what did he do?
Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call..

Photographer

"Sardarji aapko bus me logo ne kyon maara?
" Sardarji: Are yaar mere photo bus me niche gir gayi aur meine kaha,
"madam jara sari upper kijiye photo lena hai....."

Great Man

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar:
"Any great man born in this village?"
Sardar: No sir, only small Babies!!!

FREE item

A Sardar enters shop and shouts: "Where is my free gift with this oil?"

Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saab...

Sardar : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE!!!

Jor se bolo!

Teacher: A for?

Sardar: Apple

Teacher: Jor se bolo?

Sardar: Jay mata di.

US ki Shaadi

American says: " US mein shaadi email se hoti hai.."

Sardarji says: " Achchaa... India me to.. shaadi femail se hoti hai...!!!"